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… Trailer Park” benefits local AIDS service agencies
“THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL” TO BENEFIT LOCAL AIDS SERVICE AGENCIES
The Great American Trailer Park Musical will be performed on Monday, August 24, 2009 (8:00pm) at The Cassidy Theatre in Parma Heights, and on Monday, September 14, 2009 (7:30pm) at Weathervane Community Playhouse in Akron. Spend an evening with the residents of Armadillo Acres trailer park in a laugh-filled evening, with a plot featuring a stripper, gossip, adultery, agoraphobia, hysterical pregnancy, huffing, kidnapping, trashy television talk shows, a bad perm, reckless driving, capital punishment, flan, singing, dancing, and – of course – a tornado headed for the trailer park.
Performed off-Broadway in 2005, “The Great American Trailer Park Musical” centers on Norbert and Jeanie Garstecki, whose plans for their twentieth anniversary celebration are sidetracked by Jeanie’s fear of leaving their mobile home…and by Norbert’s dalliance with the bombshell who just moved in next door, Pippi. As Norbert tries to choose between Jeanie and Pippi – and as Pippi’s ex-boyfriend, Duke, track …

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He should do it because drunk driving is epidemic among NFL players (as it is in much of America). A San Diego Union-Tribune study found DUIs account for 28 percent of all NFL player arrests since 2000.
While no drunk driver merits sympathy, it’s a particular slap in the face coming from young men who can easily afford limos to chauffeur them around town. Some teams even use a company called Safe Ride Solutions, which will pick up any player and drive him home for free without ever disclosing his name to team management.
Player DUIs often get scant media attention. Yet, compared to some of the incidents that generate notice, they pose a greater danger to the general public. A late night brawl at a strip club makes headlines, but for someone other than employees to be affected they need to be at a strip club late at night in the first place.

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Stallworth did not try to lie his way out of it, as Vick did. He did not try to shift responsibility or explain away his actions in some obtuse way. He was legally intoxicated at the time of the mishap, and it hardly mattered that Reyes was in a hurry to catch a bus and should not have been on the roadway.
A judge this week evaluated the details of the case after the Browns wide receiver pleaded guilty to second-degree DUI manslaughter and sentenced him to 30 days in jail.
Of course, there has been no outcry with Stallworth. Animal-rights activists have no interest in holding protests. Members of the national press have not covered the case in brain-numbing detail. Television camera crews have not filmed Stallworth’s every move in public.
It has been treated almost as a dog-bites-man news story, which is understandable. After all, NFL players do have a history of hurting those who have the misfortune of being in their vicinity at the wrong time, whether it is a strip club, nightclub, roadway or living space.

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Despite the impending suspension and the distractions involved with keeping Stallworth, the Browns might not cut him this season because of salary-cap implications. If they release him, he would cost the Browns about $7.6¤million on their cap — or about 6 percent of the team’s $128 million salary-cap space.
Conceivably, he could remain property of the Browns all season, but not play a down.
Stallworth earned a $4.5 million bonus from the Browns the night before the accident, which he’ll keep because the Browns cannot recoup it. For every game he’s suspended, he’ll lose $43,823 — or 1/17th of his $745,000 base salary.
In 1999, St. Louis’ Leonard Little was suspended eight games by the NFL after killing a woman while driving drunk, but that was long before Goodell took over in 2006 and immediately cracked down on misconduct.
In 2007, Goodell suspended Adam “Pacman” Jones for one year in 2007 after a series of incidents, including a fight and shooting at a Las Vegas strip club that paralyzed a man.

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to a May report in the Daily Telegraph. Printed on the menu is this advisory: “Bluefin tuna is an environmentally threatened species — please ask your server for an alternative.”
Inexplicable
. They’re studying what? Where? (1) Doctors and specialists from the New York Psychiatric Institute are in the middle of a two-year investigation, on a $400,000 grant from the National Institutes of Health on why gay men have risky sex in Argentina. Researchers visit gay bars nightly in Buenos Aires and question men about their behavior and substance abuse. (2) Wayne State University (Detroit) researchers, operating on a $2.6 million NIH grant, are “training” prostitutes to drink alcohol responsibly, to reduce the women’s willingness to engage in risky sex. However, the training is taking place in Guangxi province, China.

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More than 100 local WWII vets took Honor Flight today
Sat May 30, 2009, 09:28 PM EDT
Green, Ohio -
On Saturday, May 30 at 8:00 a.m. out of the Akron-Canton Airport,  Honor Flight CAK (http://www.honorflightcak.org) will pay tribute again to over 100 area World War II veterans by flying them for free to Washington D.C. to see their Memorial. This is Honor Flight’s fourth free flight since 2007 and it has transported over 400 WWII veterans to date.
The May 30 flight will take 118 WWII veterans from 40 Ohio towns to see their memorials. Over 60 Honor Flight Guardians – who donate their time and expenses – will join their distinguished heroes by providing escort services and aid throughout the one-day excursion.
“Over 1,000 World War II veterans pass away nationally every day,” said Valerie Kinney, Executive Director of Honor Flight CAK.  “Our time to honor them in person is running out and now is the time to express our thanks. We serve these brave men and women of the greatest generation because they so unselfishly served us.”

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… “Two Lovers”: Though he claims to have retired from acting to pursue music, Joaquin Phoenix appears opposite Gwyneth Paltrow in this drama of two young New Yorkers, both involved with other people, who begin a tormented affair in Brooklyn. Tomorrow at 9:30 p.m.
• “Senki” (adults only): This 2007 European chiller, also known as “Shadows,” concerns a doctor who, after a near-deadly car crash, seems to sense and hear mysterious people and spoken riddles, among other enigmas communicated in fragments of an unknown language. In Greek with English subtitles. Thursday at 7 p.m.
PANORAMA FILM SERIES, at the Cleveland Museum of Art Lecture Hall, 1150 East Blvd., University Circle, Cleveland. Admission to each film is $7 for general public or $5 for museum members. Call 216-421-7340 for information.
• “Angry Monk — Reflections on Tibet”: Documentary feature on Tibet’s Gendun Cheophel (1903-1951), a rebel writer-intellectual and unconventional Buddhist holy man (who drank and cavorted openly with prostitutes) now gaining reverence in his Chinese-occupied country. Today at 7 p.m.

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Unclear on the Concept: London’s celebrated high-end restaurant Nobu still serves a bluefin tuna entree for the equivalent of about $51 but is apparently ashamed that it has a fresh inventory ready to carve, according to a May report in the Daily Telegraph. Printed on the menu is this advisory: “Bluefin tuna is an environmentally threatened species — please ask your server for an alternative.”
They’re Studying What? Where?
1. Doctors and specialists from the New York Psychiatric Institute are in the middle of a two-year investigation, on a $400,000 grant from the National Institutes of Health (NIH), on why gay men have risky sex in Argentina. Researchers visit gay bars nightly in Buenos Aires and question men about their behavior and substance abuse. 2. Wayne State University (Detroit) researchers, operating on a $2.6 million NIH grant, are now “training” prostitutes to drink alcohol responsibly, to reduce the women’s willingness to engage in risky sex. However, the training is taking place in Guangxi province, China.

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London’s celebrated high-end restaurant Nobu still serves a bluefin tuna entree for the equivalent of about $51 but is apparently ashamed that it has a fresh inventory ready to carve, according to a May report in the Daily Telegraph. Printed on the menu is this advisory: “Bluefin tuna is an environmentally threatened species — please ask your server for an alternative.”
Inexplicable
– They’re Studying What? Where? (1) Doctors and specialists from the New York Psychiatric Institute are in the middle of a two-year investigation, on a $400,000 grant from the National Institutes of Health (NIH), on why gay men have risky sex in Argentina. Researchers visit gay bars nightly in Buenos Aires and question men about their behavior and substance abuse. (2) Wayne State University (Detroit) researchers, operating on a $2.6 million NIH grant, are now “training” prostitutes to drink alcohol responsibly, to reduce the women’s willingness to engage in risky sex. However, the training is taking place in Guangxi province, China.

See the full article from “York Daily Record”

Judge Cicconetti definitely has a soft spot in his heart for abused animals. On one occasion, he sentenced a man convicted of shooting a dog to donate 40 lbs of dog food on every holiday to a local animal shelter.The following is a short list of some of the more interesting and fitting sentences handed down by Judge Cicconetti in recent years:
-In 2008, a woman convicted of stealing from a church was ordered to spell out the sentence “I stole coins from this church and apologize to each worshipper as they enter the church.” in coins. She had to stand in front of the church on Sunday as the parishioners walked past her.
-In 2008, a man who stole a Salvation Army collection kettle with about $250 was sentenced to spend 24 hours on the streets in January.
-In 2007, three men caught soliciting sex were sentenced to wear chicken suits, while holding signs that read: “No Chicken Ranch in Painesville.”

See the full article from “Examiner.com”