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Cleveland Escorts: Endemol Acquires ‘Hot’ New Sitcom

Posted in Cleveland escorts by clevelandhobbyist on the June 22, 2010

Endemol comprises a global network of more than 80 companies in 26 countries and employs about 6,500 people.
Each year the company produces content and partners with more than 400 broadcasters and cross media platforms worldwide.  Endemol is also one of the largest independent distributors of formats and finished programming in the world.  The company has a growing library of over 2,000 formats and more than 22,000 hours of content across genres including entertainment, reality TV, game shows, animation, comedy, drama, docu-dramas, features and feature films.    
Endemol’s credits include international blockbusters such as Big Brother, Deal or No Deal, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 1 vs. 100, Star Academy and Wipeout.  Its growing drama portfolio includes worldwide hits such as Home and Away, Rush, McLeod’s Daughters; Wire in the Blood, Secret Diary of a Call Girl,

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Cleveland Escorts: Pls Hndle Thx: The Most Insane Question You’ve Ever Read, Guaranteed

Posted in Cleveland escorts by clevelandhobbyist on the June 18, 2010

I can’t give you any moral guidance — because I’m a liberal and that’s not how we roll. But I’m a big proponent of “you don’t s*** where you eat.” It’s a very good rule and people ignore it at their peril. But since you’ve already done the deed, there’s really only one way you can go: be the best “sucker” you can be.
If you are going to bang somebody that you work with, a superior no less, then you simply must do so with the highest quality. Your mentor should spend his frigid nights with his girlfriend dreaming of your mouth. You’re at a severe power imbalance, and the only way to flip it is to have the mentor constantly desperate for your stuff.
Sadly, it appears that your mentor doesn’t really like you, he likes the things you let him do. It sounds like you’re engaged in some low-grade prostitution instead of a passionate love affair. If this guy could get a duck to suck while watching lesbian porn, it sounds like he would.

See the full article from “Above the Law”

Cleveland Escorts: Review: Hot in Cleveland a Little Lukewarm

Posted in Cleveland escorts by clevelandhobbyist on the June 17, 2010

Melanie found the Midwestern bar to be a place “where the men look like men and the women look like women.” Victoria quickly added, “and everyone’s eating. And no one is ashamed.”
Joy was quick to spur the group into action when three likely-looking males requested their company. “We appear to have landed in a dimension where men hit on women their own age. We owe it to science to investigate.”
Okay, so it’s funny and the pilot’s 11 minutes in. So, where’s Betty White?
After a night of flirting and fun, Melanie returned to their shared hotel room in Cleveland the next day – full of fatty fries and starry-eyed with romance. “I’m moving to Cleveland!” She announced. Next thing you know, she’s looking at real estate and signing a lease.
Enter Betty White with a hysterical one-liner: “Why are you renting to prostitutes?” Classic.

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Cleveland Escorts: Review: ‘Hot in Cleveland’ premiere

Posted in Cleveland escorts by clevelandhobbyist on the June 17, 2010

If you bought the premise — three Los Angeles gals stranded in Cleveland find that they like the place, because they can eat junk food without guilt and there’s not a working-class lug in sight who knows the meaning of “manscaping” — then you bought this show.
The jokes were wan, but the performances were plucky. If Bertinelli seemed stifled as the show’s good-girl, Malick made the most of her florid aging soap-star persona, and Leeves left “Frasier’s” Daphne behind as a man-hungry woman who yelped yearningly, “I haven’t felt like a piece of meat in so long!”
“Cleveland’s” chief weapon was Betty White as the caretaker of the house Bertinelli ends up leasing. From her instant characterization of the others as “prostitutes” to the not-immortal punchline, “Escaping from the Nazis was the least of my problems,” White wrung her laughs from her timing and intonation.

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Cleveland Escorts: The Awesome Career Moves of Betty White

Posted in Cleveland escorts by clevelandhobbyist on the June 16, 2010

America’s new sweetheart is an old one.
With her bouncy white hair and her smile that could cut glass, it’s hard not to love Betty White. Her latest endeavor, new show Hot in Cleveland premieres tonight (Wednesday, June 16) at 10:00pm EST on TV Land. Frankly, we are pretty excited about it.
Here’s a preview of the show, which is filmed in front of a live studio audience. Betty White’s first line is sure to make you smile:
“Why are you renting to prostitutes?” This is going to be good.
We couldn’t be more thrilled for Ms. White. Hot in Cleveland is poised to cement her status as the most successful aging comedienne of all time. Her sweet, sweet demeanor coupled with her acerbic and often lewd one-liners just never gets old. She’s been delivering the same goods since the days of The Mary Tyler Moore Show, in which she played “happy homemaker” Sue Ann Nivens — who seemed charming and helpful but was mostly after fame, money, Phyllis Lindstrom’s hu …

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Cleveland Escorts: ‘Cleveland’ rocks

Posted in Cleveland escorts by clevelandhobbyist on the June 16, 2010

Victoria is trying to hang onto leading-lady status even as she is being asked to audition for roles as Megan Fox’s grandmother.
When a flight attendant says her grandmother once watched her soap, Victoria replies acidly, “Oh. I wish that was sweet.”
Flight turbulence forces them to take a detour to Cleveland, where these three California girls of a certain age are amazed to discover that men find them attractive.
“They’re looking at us,” Melanie marvels. “In Los Angeles, they look past us.”
“We appear to have landed in a dimension where men hit on women their own age,” Joy notes. “We owe it to science to investigate.”
After an out-of-character one-night stand, Melanie decides to stay in the Midwest and rents a house that comes complete with an 80-year-old bat – cranky Elka (White), who first thinks the women must be prostitutes.

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Cleveland Escorts: Review: ‘Hot in Cleveland’

Posted in Cleveland escorts by clevelandhobbyist on the June 15, 2010

Bertinelli, Leeves and Malick are all likable pros who know how to milk a punchline or sight gag for all it’s worth. Malick embraces her character’s two-dimensionality, and Leeves has a funny bit of physical comedy where Joy wakes up hung over and discovers that her pores contain reminders of a a night of beer and greasy bar snacks.
“Hot in Cleveland” really only comes to life, though, when Betty White is on stage as  Elka Ostrovsky. She has no reason for being there other than that she’s Betty White, but in this, The Year of Betty White, that’s more than enough. She greets her new co-stars by asking the realtor, “Why are you renting to prostitutes?” and when Joy suggests that she can smell marijuana, Elka barks out, “What are you, a cop?” Joy says, “No,” and White’s eyes narrow as she asks, “Then what’s it to you?”

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Cleveland Escorts: Josh Brolin, ‘Fiddler on the Roof’, ‘Hot in Cleveland’, Belinda Carlisle, Devo …

Posted in Cleveland escorts by clevelandhobbyist on the June 13, 2010

Josh Brolin, ‘Fiddler on the Roof’, ‘Hot in Cleveland’, Belinda Carlisle, Devo and many more make this week’s Pop Ten
Published: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:59 PM     Updated: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 3:58 PM
Associated PressYou would think Megan Fox would look happier since she landed in The Plain Dealer’s Pop Ten, but sultry will have to do.
1. ‘JONAH HEX’
Josh Brolin plays the comic-book bounty hunter with a grossly deformed face; Megan Fox stars as a gun-toting prostitute with an overexposed bod. Oh, when will Hollywood cast Fox in more believable roles, like nuclear physicist or biochemical engineer? Opens in area theaters Friday, June 18.
2. ‘FIDDLER ON THE ROOF’
The Broadway staple stars Harvey Fierstein as Tevye. What? Not as Yente? Tuesday, June 15,  through Sunday, June 27, at the Place Theatre in PlayhouseSquare, $10-$75. Playhousesquare.org or 216-241-6000. (Read Tony Brown’s preview on E1) 3. ‘HOT IN CLEVELAND’ The premise: Three women of a certain age from Los Angeles get strande …

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Cleveland Escorts: Even at 88, Betty White reigns supreme

Posted in Cleveland escorts by clevelandhobbyist on the June 11, 2010

Sean Hayes, of “Will and Grace” fame (and the unintentional focus of a recent flap over a Newsweek article on the non-question of whether gays can play straight; Hayes hosts Sunday’s Emmys) is the producer. “Frasier” writer Suzanne Martin is in attendance.
After the Brass Girls all get their taglines and funny bits in the pilot (the best: Jane Leeves, the morning after, licking last night’s french fry grease out of the pores on her forearm), White comes on in a pink track suit as the “caretaker” of a rented house in Cleveland, where they all decide to “summer.”
White gets laugh-track giggles by calling them all prostitutes. Leeves makes nasty Oprah and Maya Angelou jokes until coming right out to ask White, “What’s the deal with old ladies and track suits?”

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Cleveland Escorts: Thefts up in Cleveland, especially on the West Side

Posted in Cleveland escorts by clevelandhobbyist on the May 30, 2010

Police arrested two people last week that they described as professional burglars. Detectives are trying to link them to multiple burglaries, said Sgt. Sammy Morris, a police spokesman.
The 3rd Police District, which includes downtown and the near East Side, and the two other East Side districts have also seen an increase in thefts.
Residential burglaries have either dropped or held close to the line this year in Shaker Heights, Fairview Park, Parma and Lakewood. However, police officials have braced themselves for increases when schools recess for the summer.
The most serious crimes — murders, robberies and assaults — are down all over Cleveland. Citations for quality-of-life issues also dropped through mid-May compared with the same period last year. Drug, prostitution, night curfew, noise and open-container tickets decreased between 11 percent and 35 percent. Morris attributed the decline to police targeting trouble spots.

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