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No wonder we’re all moving to Melbourne for the arts, culture and unique dining venues. There the red tape has been cut and the proper advice is offered.
Surely there must be an easier and less costly way?
Why can’t council look at each individual application, assess its impact on the local community — as in will the business improve our city heart and its reputation — and decide whether there should be subsidies, or offer some other level of help to contribute to improving this city.
The approval of a strip club can happen in the blink of an eye — or when council is on recess — but these boys have to jump through hoops, spend bucketloads of cash to sell nice wine, food and cocktails in a well-established nightclub precinct.

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The Indians are more or less an anonymous group of players, coaches and executives that everyone in baseball wants to emulate. Officially, the masthead says Chris Antonetti is the general manager and Manny Acta is the manager. Most fans would have to do a Google search to name both. Heck, I did one just to make sure I got my facts straight.
Seems that since Jon Hart and Eric Wedge left, many of the scenes from Major League seem more like reality than fiction. No, there is no former stripper owner that’s trying to sabotage the team, but they are a group of people that most people haven’t heard of. That group seemed poised to take the AL Central this year before they hit the skids in late July and August. Still, they finished above fourth place and appear to be the team of the future.

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… 3 Guys Naked’ opens Weathervane season
By Kerry Clawson Beacon Journal staff writerClick here to see more photos with this story
Contrary to what the title sounds like, the musical comedy 3 Guys Naked From the Waist Down isn’t a show about male strippers, in the style of The Full Monty. And, sorry, there isn’t any full frontal nudity.
That seems to be the first question people ask when they hear the provocative title.
Performers Connor Simpson (left) Patrick Ciamacco and Rob Dougherty during a rehearsal of “Three Guys Naked from the Waist Down” at Weathervane Playhouse Sunday Sept. 4, 2011, in Akron, Ohio. (Karen Schiely/Akron Beacon Journal)
The 1985 musical, making its Akron premiere at Weathervane Community Playhouse on Friday, explores the minds and lives of stand-up comics in a difficult business that leaves them emotionally naked all the time. To make a living doing comedy, they must mine their own lives — biases, neuroses, baggage and all — for material.

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… 3 Guys Naked’ opens Weathervane season
Contrary to what the title sounds like, the musical comedy 3 Guys Naked From the Waist Down isn’t a show about male strippers, in the style of The Full Monty. And, sorry, there isn’t any full frontal nudity.
That seems to be the first question people ask when they hear the provocative title.
The 1985 musical, making its Akron premiere at Weathervane Community Playhouse on Friday, explores the minds and lives of stand-up comics in a difficult business that leaves them emotionally naked all the time. To make a living doing comedy, they must mine their own lives — biases, neuroses, baggage and all — for material.
From riffing to ranting, it’s all about these entertainers being vulnerable. The musical, set in the Reagan era, is a period piece that’s ’80s specific — from the comics’ political messages to the pop culture references.

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While the Internet has mostly spent the last 24 hours making Lost jokes at Matthew Fox’s expense, the female bus driver he’s been accused of assaulting, like everyone else, isn’t laughing. Heather Bormann tells TMZ she’s absolutely pressing charges over the incident, which occurred when Matthew Fox—who’s currently in Cleveland filming I, Alex Cross—attempted to board a privately chartered party bus. Fox has yet to comment, so we don’t yet know exactly why Fox so desperately wanted access to Bormann’s rolling bacchanal of karaoke videos, stripper poles, and secretarial desperation, except that it probably says something about the Cleveland nightlife.
What we do know is that Fox—who Bormann says “smelled like a liquor cabinet, like a bar”—allegedly responded to being denied entry by simply staring at her and not saying anything, which should sound familiar to Lost fans, then “stepped in for a right hook to my pelvis area and started wailing on me like I was a man.” After Fox reportedly punched her in “my …

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While the Internet has mostly spent the last 24 hours making Lost jokes at Matthew Fox’s expense, the female bus driver he’s been accused of assaulting, like everyone else, isn’t laughing. Heather Bormann tells TMZ she’s absolutely pressing charges over the incident, which occurred when Matthew Fox—who’s currently in Cleveland filming I, Alex Cross—attempted to board a privately chartered party bus. Fox has yet to comment, so we don’t yet know exactly why Fox so desperately wanted access to Bormann’s rolling bacchanal of karaoke videos, stripper poles, and secretarial desperation, except that it probably says something about the Cleveland nightlife.
What we do know is that Fox—who Bormann says “smelled like a liquor cabinet, like a bar”—allegedly responded to being denied entry by simply staring at her and not saying anything, which should sound familiar to Lost fans, then “stepped in for a right hook to my pelvis area and started wailing on me like I was a man.” After Fox reportedly punched her in “my …

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Former Party of Five actor Matthew Fox (who also starred in a failed pilot called Lost) was detained by police on Saturday night in Cleveland for hitting a woman outside of a bar. Apparently a drunk Fox tried to get on a party bus and the driver stopped him. Why he was trying to get on a moving assemblage of booze, strobe lights, and a stripper pole, we will never know. Nothing good ever happens on a party bus. Ever. Apparently the female driver barred his entrance and Fox swung at her and punched her in the boob. She fought back and cracked Fox in the lip, cutting him, and possibly breaking her hand in the process. Way to slug ‘em, sister. Fox wasn’t formally arrested, but we are left with so many questions like, what the hell was drunk Matthew Fox doing partying in Cleveland on a Saturday night anyway? [TMZ]

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The guys were a little concerned. But they figured if they stuck to their straight rock songs, they wouldn’t have anything to worry about. After the kid, Road Dog Francis played. And surprisingly, his set went over pretty well.
Next was Gatoe. But before getting up on stage, he turns to the rest of the band and says, “I got this song. It’s totally going to win them over.”
The song was “Miss Adventures,” about a stripper that Gatoe and a friend met one time, and the friend managed to bring back home. But when Gatoe’s friend got her in bed, she demanded to be punched in the face during sex, along with other violent sex acts. The chorus of the song goes, “Punch me in my face/Slap me in my face/Put your hands around my neck/And let me get a taste.” And when Gatoe played it, the crowd got pretty crazy.

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STRIP STEAKHOUSE Sauteed mushrooms and onions top the Stripper, a 12-ounce strip steak, at Strip Steakhouse in Avon.
Only the Wicked, a plump French-cut veal chop ($28) let me down. The flavor was sweet and mild, but my “medium-rare” chop was overcooked and tough — a double whammy for so delicate an indulgence. A large, cold lump of Boursin cheese on top threatened to overwhelm any remaining subtlety. And if that weren’t enough, the pierogi of the day — a pair of big, silken dumplings — were stuffed with onion, green pepper and chorizo. The overall effect seemed a bit like pairing Norah Jones with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
But then a knockout: The Luca, Jamaican-spice dusted mahi-mahi, was pan-seared to moist-flaked perfect and mounted on a luscious pilaf of coconut-laced rice with pigeon peas ($24). A rum-laced tropical fruit chutney sealed the deal, a perfect counterpoint.
Desserts like the lemony Strip Bars and practically-a-Reese’s-cup Peanut Butter Chocolate Cheesecake were worth the calories.

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Cleveland Browns’ Tom Heckert making sure free agency doesn’t get too costly: Bud Shaw’s Sports Spin
Published: Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 11:45 PM
View full sizeGus Chan, The Plain DealerBrowns GM Tom Heckert is not letting the hype (or anxious fans’ fondest desires) sway his belief that free agency is only a small part in building a solid NFL team.
CLEVELAND, Ohio — What, him hurry?
The Browns have millions heaped upon millions in salary cap money to spend, but apparently no plans to make it rain like Pacman Jones in a strip club.
Free Agency Fever is a contagion around the league, but not here. Why?
First of all, GM Tom Heckert is the buttoned-down type. He didn’t exactly swing all out in the draft — his wheelhouse — unless your idea of going deep is defensive tackle Phil Taylor late in the first round. With a first-year head coach, new defensive coordinator, new defense, new offense and relatively new quarterback, Heckert can further justify a conservative approach in 2011.

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