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Thursday, October 13, 2011
Afternoon Brew: The Adult District, Turnpike Tolls Going Up, Deer Accidents, Dante in Strongsville, and Occupy Canton
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by Vince Grzegorek
on Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Good afternoon, Cleveland. Here’s some stuff to read while you explain you weren’t hanging out in Cleveland adult district because there really isn’t one.
— By design, Cleveland’s adult district has failed, which is too bad — we’d could really use some company at the strip club during lunch. (Cleveland.com)
— Three counties in Northeast Ohio have some of the highest deer accident stats in the state. That’s why we rollerblade to work. (WKYC)
— Dante is opening an Italian restaurant in Strongsville. That makes our bellies smile. Mainly because we drew smiley faces on our bellies earlier. (Cleveland.com)

See the full article from “Cleveland Scene Weekly”

Then last week he threw four interceptions in one big accident-atthe-fireworks-factory afternoon in Buffalo, and out came the clippers – or rather, as the Boston Globe put it in a touching eulogy, “His longtime Newbury Street stylist, Pini Swissa, told a reporter that the QB’s long locks were cut down in their prime on Monday.” The obit added, “(His hair) was two years old.”
Moment of silence, you guys. So sure, it’s a great time for the league’s rust belt, even if the mobile strip club called the “Booty Bus” that has been stationed outside Lions games for a year is being investigated by police, and yes, Buffalo’s success rested on the first back-to-back comeback wins from at least 18 points down in league history, and Cleveland’s two wins came against winless teams, and Oakland is still run by a crazy vampire man.

See the full article from “Edmonton Journal”

Brunswick, Ohio—Tharo Systems’ H-400/H-600 Series thermal transfer product identification and bar code label printers, available in 203 or 300 DPI, feature a durable, all metal construction with a cast aluminum center wall for added strength. The large media window allows for easy viewing and monitoring of supplies.  
Standard features include a high-speed USB 2.0 interface for super-fast data transfer and a real-time clock for time and date stamping of labels. The standard stripper sensor on the H-400 Series can be used for either strip-and-peel or tear-off applications. The H-600 Series come standard with an Ethernet adapter (wired).  
Along with all of these standard features, the Tharo H-Series printers also ship with a free version of Tharo Systems’ EASYLABEL Start software for custom designing and printing labels.  Options include:  cutter, internal rewind, Ethernet adapter (H-400 Series), and applicator interface.

See the full article from “Utility Products”

No wonder we’re all moving to Melbourne for the arts, culture and unique dining venues. There the red tape has been cut and the proper advice is offered.
Surely there must be an easier and less costly way?
Why can’t council look at each individual application, assess its impact on the local community — as in will the business improve our city heart and its reputation — and decide whether there should be subsidies, or offer some other level of help to contribute to improving this city.
The approval of a strip club can happen in the blink of an eye — or when council is on recess — but these boys have to jump through hoops, spend bucketloads of cash to sell nice wine, food and cocktails in a well-established nightclub precinct.

See the full article from “Gold Coast Bulletin News”

The Indians are more or less an anonymous group of players, coaches and executives that everyone in baseball wants to emulate. Officially, the masthead says Chris Antonetti is the general manager and Manny Acta is the manager. Most fans would have to do a Google search to name both. Heck, I did one just to make sure I got my facts straight.
Seems that since Jon Hart and Eric Wedge left, many of the scenes from Major League seem more like reality than fiction. No, there is no former stripper owner that’s trying to sabotage the team, but they are a group of people that most people haven’t heard of. That group seemed poised to take the AL Central this year before they hit the skids in late July and August. Still, they finished above fourth place and appear to be the team of the future.

See the full article from “Bleacher Report”

… 3 Guys Naked’ opens Weathervane season
By Kerry Clawson Beacon Journal staff writerClick here to see more photos with this story
Contrary to what the title sounds like, the musical comedy 3 Guys Naked From the Waist Down isn’t a show about male strippers, in the style of The Full Monty. And, sorry, there isn’t any full frontal nudity.
That seems to be the first question people ask when they hear the provocative title.
Performers Connor Simpson (left) Patrick Ciamacco and Rob Dougherty during a rehearsal of “Three Guys Naked from the Waist Down” at Weathervane Playhouse Sunday Sept. 4, 2011, in Akron, Ohio. (Karen Schiely/Akron Beacon Journal)
The 1985 musical, making its Akron premiere at Weathervane Community Playhouse on Friday, explores the minds and lives of stand-up comics in a difficult business that leaves them emotionally naked all the time. To make a living doing comedy, they must mine their own lives — biases, neuroses, baggage and all — for material.

See the full article from “The330″

… 3 Guys Naked’ opens Weathervane season
Contrary to what the title sounds like, the musical comedy 3 Guys Naked From the Waist Down isn’t a show about male strippers, in the style of The Full Monty. And, sorry, there isn’t any full frontal nudity.
That seems to be the first question people ask when they hear the provocative title.
The 1985 musical, making its Akron premiere at Weathervane Community Playhouse on Friday, explores the minds and lives of stand-up comics in a difficult business that leaves them emotionally naked all the time. To make a living doing comedy, they must mine their own lives — biases, neuroses, baggage and all — for material.
From riffing to ranting, it’s all about these entertainers being vulnerable. The musical, set in the Reagan era, is a period piece that’s ’80s specific — from the comics’ political messages to the pop culture references.

See the full article from “The330″

While the Internet has mostly spent the last 24 hours making Lost jokes at Matthew Fox’s expense, the female bus driver he’s been accused of assaulting, like everyone else, isn’t laughing. Heather Bormann tells TMZ she’s absolutely pressing charges over the incident, which occurred when Matthew Fox—who’s currently in Cleveland filming I, Alex Cross—attempted to board a privately chartered party bus. Fox has yet to comment, so we don’t yet know exactly why Fox so desperately wanted access to Bormann’s rolling bacchanal of karaoke videos, stripper poles, and secretarial desperation, except that it probably says something about the Cleveland nightlife.
What we do know is that Fox—who Bormann says “smelled like a liquor cabinet, like a bar”—allegedly responded to being denied entry by simply staring at her and not saying anything, which should sound familiar to Lost fans, then “stepped in for a right hook to my pelvis area and started wailing on me like I was a man.” After Fox reportedly punched her in “my …

See the full article from “A.V. Club DC”

While the Internet has mostly spent the last 24 hours making Lost jokes at Matthew Fox’s expense, the female bus driver he’s been accused of assaulting, like everyone else, isn’t laughing. Heather Bormann tells TMZ she’s absolutely pressing charges over the incident, which occurred when Matthew Fox—who’s currently in Cleveland filming I, Alex Cross—attempted to board a privately chartered party bus. Fox has yet to comment, so we don’t yet know exactly why Fox so desperately wanted access to Bormann’s rolling bacchanal of karaoke videos, stripper poles, and secretarial desperation, except that it probably says something about the Cleveland nightlife.
What we do know is that Fox—who Bormann says “smelled like a liquor cabinet, like a bar”—allegedly responded to being denied entry by simply staring at her and not saying anything, which should sound familiar to Lost fans, then “stepped in for a right hook to my pelvis area and started wailing on me like I was a man.” After Fox reportedly punched her in “my …

See the full article from “A.V. Club”

Former Party of Five actor Matthew Fox (who also starred in a failed pilot called Lost) was detained by police on Saturday night in Cleveland for hitting a woman outside of a bar. Apparently a drunk Fox tried to get on a party bus and the driver stopped him. Why he was trying to get on a moving assemblage of booze, strobe lights, and a stripper pole, we will never know. Nothing good ever happens on a party bus. Ever. Apparently the female driver barred his entrance and Fox swung at her and punched her in the boob. She fought back and cracked Fox in the lip, cutting him, and possibly breaking her hand in the process. Way to slug ‘em, sister. Fox wasn’t formally arrested, but we are left with so many questions like, what the hell was drunk Matthew Fox doing partying in Cleveland on a Saturday night anyway? [TMZ]

See the full article from “Gawker”